Just some silly jokes about roller coasters.
In honor of National Tell a Joke Day and National Roller Coaster Day celebrated on August 16th, here are ten jokes about roller coasters.
In case it's helpful, below are the main points covered in this post:
10 Roller Coaster Jokes
1. What is the best way to win an argument with a roller coaster?
Use some loop holes.
2. What do you call a haunted roller coaster?
A grave-ity defying experience.
3. What is the fastest ride at the carnival?
Most people would say it is the roller coaster, but the carousel has the most horse power.
4. How do roller coasters stay safe during storms?
They hold on tight and weather the ride.
5. Why did the roller coaster bring a ladder to the amusement park?
To reach new heights.
6. Where do roller coasters like to vacation?
At the top of the world, because it is all downhill from there.
7. Why did the roller coaster have great dance moves?
It had some wicked twist and turns.
8. Why was the roller coaster feeling cold?
It had too many chills and thrills!
9. What did one roller coaster say to the other?
"Let's hang out. We have plenty of ups and downs in common."
10. What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster?
Yes!
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