Chuckle at these family-friendly jokes.
Check out some family-friendly Christmas jokes to share and laugh at this holiday season!
In case it's helpful, below are the main points covered in this post:
12 Christmas Jokes
1 - Why are elves great motivational speakers?
They have plenty of elf-confidence.
2 - What's the difference between the regular alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has no "L."
3 - What do you call a snowman on the move?
A snowmobile.
4 - Why did the scarecrow get a huge Christmas bonus?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
5 - What did the doctor tell the gingerbread man to do after breaking a leg?
"Try icing it."
6 - What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
7 - What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
"Do you smell carrots?"
8 - Why did the pony miss out on singing during the Christmas play?
It was a little horse.
9 - What happened to the man who stole an advent calendar?
He got twenty-five days.
10 - What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
11 - Why did Santa Claus sign create a social media account?
He wanted to have online presents.
12 - How much does Santa have to pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing. It was on the house!
What's Next?
Share these jokes with others who would get a good chuckle! Check out my DIY Christmas Joke Scratch Cards video if you want to try making some to give away.
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Thanks, and have a great day!
~Simply Jelly Jam
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