Funny jokes in honor of One-Liners Day celebrated on January 21st.
In honor of One-Liners Day celebrated on January 21st, here are fifteen jokes to chuckle at.
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15 One-Liners
1 - Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
2 - If a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish his wages?
3 - There are two words in a person's life that will open a lot of doors for them: PUSH and PULL.
4 - One of Jesus' miracles was having twelve friends in his thirties.
5 - My parents decided to raise me as an only child, which really upset my other siblings.
6 - I was wondering why the Frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.
7 - Blunt pencils are pointless.
8 - Russian dolls are so full of themselves.
9 - If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.
10 - Are people born with photographic memories, or does it take time to develop?
11 - Adam and Eve were the first ones to ignore the Apple terms and conditions.
12 - I was wondering where the sun was, but then it dawned on me.
13 - People who take care of chickens are chicken tenders.
14 - The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
15 - I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
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